(t8n-arrive: "slide-right")[[Live from the void|one]]<span class="large">[[IT'S TOP GIRL!|two]]</span>[She’s a 36-year-old loser who lives in a shitty old motel, chain smoking and shooting up!]<up| (click:?up)[[[We stan but she’s problematic and pathetic, honestly.|four]]] [Crazy can’t get a real job because she’s a high school dropout with no family!]<family| (click:?family)[[[She was a stripper for years until a guy from the club introduced her to the wonderful world of killing people for money on the dark web.|five]]][Fun right?]<fun| (click-replace:?fun)[[One problem: she’s really bad at killing people!]<killing|](click:?killing)[[[So she kills them in hit and runs because she’s a coward who can’t watch the life fade from their faces.|six]]] [[Last hit she almost got caught-- now she can’t get any jobs!]<jobs|] (click:?jobs)[[Boohoo!]<boohoo|] (click:?boohoo)[(t8n-arrive: "slide-right")[[Now she sits in a hotel room wallowing in shame and things to make her numb.|seven]]][Everyone, give it up for Crazy!]<crazy| (click:?crazy)[(alert:"Hello?")(alert:"Where am I?")(alert:"What happened to my body?")(goto:"eight")][[Haha, who knows? Maybe you’ll find out next week on]<on|] <span class="large">(click:?on)[(text-style:"blink")[[[TOP GIRL!|nine]]]]</span>[[But let’s be honest, you’re not going to]<to|] (click:?to)[[Love]<love|] (click:?love)[your [FAVORITE GIRL!]<girl|] (click:?girl)[(live:500ms)[D] (live:600ms)[E] (live:700ms)[L] (live:800ms)[I] (live:900ms)[L] (live:1000ms)[A] (live:1100ms)[H] ][[Everyone, meet Crazy!|three]]